Here I am. This is me.
Define blue.
there was this super strange movie on star channel last night starring george clooney and quentin tarantino. i sort of fliped to the channel in the middle of it so i had no idea whats the movie up to, but from the looks of where i had picked up, it seems like a serial killer trailer.
george playing a big time bank robber whom with his convict robber cum sex maniac younger brother tarantino is on the run across the border with their wealth towards freedom. and along the way they stop this family of uptight-father-ex-reverand who had lost his faith ever since his wife's traggic death. so the crooks forced the family to drive them across the border and meet up with his mexican contacts at this bar call "the titty twister". and just as the name suggested, this bar is an exortic mass orgy place with enuf nudity spill on every corner (common break for nudity in hollywood movies i thought, no big deal).
then, this is when things started to turn real weird. all a sudden this exotic dancer's face change to those equivilant to ala startrek/andromeda sci fi evil alien species with reptile skin, wrinkled forehead and sharp fangs, and the whole bar of people turns into vampires. the plot turns sharply from a constructive crime trailer into a bizzaire dawn of dead + army of darkness undead killing spree. the senseless undead blowing/piking/wrestling goes on for 45min with everyone dead in the most senseless way (except for cloony and the girl)... O_O
from dusk till dawn. (as above)
dawn of the dead
king arthur
wimbledon
hidalgo
the core
seeing other people
my baby's daddy
lotr : return of the king
shall we dance
freddy vs jason
ali g in da house
cold mountain
the little black book
the missing
bourn supremancy
radio
mr 3000
bad santa
princess's diary 2
hero
the village
the alamo
series:
weeds
barber shop
queer as folk
the l word
csi : ny
reality show:
apprentice
the cut
big brother's house
the usual guy
i have no life...
19 days and counting. im almost done with all the strange things on US tv.
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got an email from phin today. she just got promoted to Account Manager at her company.
congrats girl!
OMG. Zhang ziyi (and if all you losers still doesnt know her, she's that hot babe from crouching tiger hidden dragon. and no, michelle yeoh is not a "babe") here's some pictures taken by another NYC visitor name "stef" (i just call her stef coz im too dumb and lazy to google up the actual spelling for the name).
well, everyone loves NY.
everyone loves ipod.
and everyone loves those green tea frappocino.
here's the analytical breakdown. i swear i was there!! (a week earlier that is). king kong would claim the same thing, two decades ago picking up chick banging its hairy chest at the building up high nextdoor.
this is lame :|. have a good fking weekends guys.
Buen viaje! Cuidados denise.
(Hóla España.)
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went to US team lead's house for BBQ last night. had a new kinda beer call Yuengling. beer in one hand and throwing the kids into the pool with another (now how manly can that not be?).
thought it's tsingtao's sister... but it's infact the oldest american beer started by a dirty german (who might have nasty fantasy with chinese women).
maybe i should keep a log of all the beer i've drank in my trip all over the place.
it's strange how life decided to unfold itself in stages just to justify a point.
i've came to realize alot during my last trip to uk. i've came to realize a whole lot more this trip here, session 2, completing the cycle of enlightenment.
lesson learnt : no matter how good you might find things were, you'll never realize something better until you came across it. letting go infact gives a chance for something better to come, the wealth of endless possibilities (at least that's a possitive way of looking at it) :|
i wish life wouldnt take such a big corner just to tell me things, but man always see what they wanted to despite the obvious fact sometimes.
time is the best teacher no doubt, too bad it eventually kills its student.
"not even in an alternate universe where that's completely fine can you even begin to consider the possibility of maybe, just maybe, doing that."
went to the mall at King of Prussia during lunch, a colleague was asking me to get her a parenting book on my way back, apparently she decided to raise her super cute daughter to be super smart as well.
i decided to cut the long chase short by just asking the book from the counter. the personel manning the counter at that time happens to be a gothic looking girl with numerous nasty piercings and hair dyed pink with the tip black. i pass her the note but she couldnt read my handwritting. it's either all the metal pieces are creating a magnetic distortion to her focus or my writing never gets any better. i thought she's gonna split a world of curse at me that moment, so i quickly pulled in...
"erm. it reads : how to multiply your baby's intelligence (more gentle revolution)"
she gave me a strange look and momentory pause before turning back to the terminal. she then told me they cut the stock short coz publisher is coming up with new edition end of the month... too bad, i could've sworn seeing that hot chick checking me out from reading the magazines upon hearing our conversation. maybe single hot father is in. parenting... could be a good pick-up topic. "hey, the poor kid needs a mom".
maybe i'll get this fer meself b4 coming back.
just the housing though. im still waiting for the said "ipod video".
Stones taught me to fly
Love, taught me to cry
Life taught me to die
So come on courage
Teach me to be shy
'Cause it's not hard to fall
When you float like a cannon..
- damien rice, "o" cannon ball.
ze green french lady.
king kong empire state building.
godzilla brookyln bridge.
Apprentice Trump tower.
madragasca zoo.
leave a message case anyone bother to see the 500 pics i took last weekend to New York.
yesterday we ate out at TGIF. this guy serving us, Bob, was enthusiastically recommending me an alcohol beverage... something with barcadi lime, jin, lemonade and sprite. after i agreed on that, he suddenly said " ok, now can you show me some age validation document?" (wtf??!)
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walking to the office this morning i noticed a couple of trees along the path are starting to turn yellow and shedding its leaves. the a flock of geese flew low over the fields heading further towards the mountains. summer is fleeing, authumn is soon to come.
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michael buble. norah jones. damien rice.
skipper recently released a shocking statistic which proved having da powah of sstwo.net combined, we're still 1mil away from suilin's ranking. thus, drastic measurement have been plotted to secure market shares, namely, 1. to host pictures of sstwo residence playing with jello.
here's an analogical studies of suggested method.
between,
suilin playing with jello
and...
sow + zing playing with jello
results are obvious. the committee rule against said option :D.
something i came about from a friend's blog. apparently she got it from someone else's over the web.
i wish i could write something as beutiful.
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上帝希望我们在遇到有缘之前，遭遇若干无缘之人，为的是让我们遇到自己的另一半是，懂得心存感激，然而在此之中，有人找到了，有人以为找到了，有人错过了，有人以为错过了
有人在你命运中消失，有人在你命运中出现，不管怎么说在你生命中有人爱过你，那还是幸运的。
每一次丢失，心都会隐隐的痛，但每个人都是在丢失后才一天天长大。慢慢知道爱，慢慢知道珍惜，往往是这样。得不到，就注定难忘。一牵一挂，一想一念，积累下来就成了心事
一生只有一次爱，只有那时一次你投入的感情最深，但不见得质量最好；再次爱是理性的，不会象第一次爱那样山崩地烈感性至上
为爱做牺牲是必须的，否则你只能独身，爱的过程不是寻找最爱，而是寻找最合适的爱，完全有可能你最爱一个人，但是你们最不合适
往往你最爱的,你们却最不合适! 爱上一个人 就等于给了这个人伤害你的权利
你奋不顾身爱的那个人,可能是最不值得爱的;
你有所保留爱的那个人,可能是最值得爱的.
爱情就是好了伤疤忘了疼 你总得去爱别人 。。。 你总不能舔着你的旧伤疤过一辈子吧！
曾经沧海难为水! 曾经沧海又为水!
陶春是曾经沧海难为水，我是过尽千帆皆不是
二手车也是车，二手房也是房啊，你们是不是觉得我在啃别人嚼过的馒头？
the spectrum of tv channels i got in my hotel is surprisingly, decent (for the indecent ones, u need to pay). no tits no hot steamy action no anything close to such... come to think of it, UK channels were much more interesting (and not to mention you get to watch TopGear there). It would be authumn end of this month, the Queen's park should be in a brilliant orange theme then. i do miss tilford and winter, i guess those two girls should be enjoying themselves much rather than training properly now having more company turning up. :|
back to the tv thing. strange enough, last night running on historical channel, is a documentary on how the brits once colonized Malaya and the chronological events following till its independance. half the world across and i'm watching/learning the history of my country. where's the damn playboy shit everybody was saying?
master lawrence will be back from florida this week (it's bout time), and along is his twin brother Ian from UK over on a vacation. just in time for Apple to go live and shit starts to hit the fan. and just in time for me flying to atlanta's intec to mess up another project.
company just put up the advertisement hiring another batch of 10 for another academy session. guess when 10 more comes in, we're to move to a more seniority role... meaning less tollerance for making mistakes, less appropriate of saying stupid things and making stupid comments, and less chance of flying off in a short while. in comphensation for that, i hope they get some hot chicks this time.
a boring weekend. finished playing MGS:snake eater, now i feel like running into the woods and hunt myself some food. :| :|
funny read none the less.
happy weekends everyone.
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Eight sure-fire ways to tell if you are gay
1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you
are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the
boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups,
aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like
a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches
itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and
whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog...
"Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now
think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy,
snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any
such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man
only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish
guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in
training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in
a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's
world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he
pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high
hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black,
and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a
"Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what
artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet
in your mo! uth, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different
types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes
to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain
to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all
the players in the Major league, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA
and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a
"fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of
textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're
dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the
wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The
rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station,
eat a ha! mburger, hold his beer, or play with his bitch in the
passenger seat.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere,
vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of
those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching
any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely
to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is
what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly.
monday, went to client's, managed fixing the problem on time for them to go QA->Live thus meeting the deadline. client's happy. boss happy.
results : feel c0k big.
tuesday, performance tune client's code, manage to reduce the run time from 4 hours termination to 5 minutes. lead happy.
results : feel c0k big.
wednesday, helped colleague solve chokepoint. analyse several error, created estimation, wrote tech spec, client approved. functional happy.
results : feel c0k big.
and so everyone happy, wanna extend my stay till end of sept.
results : fked.
despite what all u useless people thinks, i may bitch alot, im still damn geng alright? :|:|:| now i gotta ask me boss for a subaru to justify that.
p/s : [to reeses fan-club] u guys might as well give up.
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talk bout bitching. this song came into track today.
reminds me of uk, winter and tilford wood.
different matter. same pain.
"i got to teach the world to chill"
